A very fat and grinning man
came down the giant flume.
They should have
built a plunge pool
with a bit of extra room…..
everyone laughed
for the tidal wave he caused
washed away all tides forever
and waterlogged the moon
As a result
fluming will soon be an official Olympic Sport….
he who wins
is he who grins
widest
and displaces
most liquid.
Even now in Eastern Europe
they’re fattening themselves up
and polishing
their teeth.